I especially like blonde jokes!
2007-03-06 04:01:09 · 7 answers · asked by blisskissbabe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The blonde goes to play golf - her ball end up in the woods - she goes off to find it but instead finds a frog stuck in a trap. The frog yells to her for help - Please free me, If you do i will grant you 3 wishes. The blonde frees the frog where after the frog says I will grant you 3 wishes but be carefull what you wish because for every wish you make your husband will receive the same wish x 10.The blond wishes that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog says- you do understand that will make your husband the most beautiful man ever on the face of the earth and all woman will flock to him - she replies - that does not matter, if I am the most beautiful woman on earth he will only have eyes for me. Her second wish she wishes to be the richest woman in the world - again the frog says but that will make your husband even more rich. she says it does not matter we share everything. For her last wish she tries to be very clever and wishes for a mild heartattack. She wished for a mild heart attack hoping her husband would get a 10 x bigger heart attack but, being blonde, she did not understand that she said she wanted a mild heart attack that would give her husband a 10 x milder heart attack!!
2007-03-06 04:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A precher super man and a smart blonde are all on a three story building and they all jump off at the same exact time who hits the bottom first? .... the preacher, because superman and smart blondes dont exsist!
2007-03-06 12:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Osita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This blonde girl goes to Las Vegas and goes up to a coke machine, she puts her .50 cents in the machine and grabs her coke and lays it on the side, and she repeats it over and over while just laying the cokes on the ground. After a couple of minutes there is a line forming and the guy in the back yells "hey lady what are you doing?" Then the blonde responds "duh I'm winning."
2007-03-06 12:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Skullsoda 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is a good one.
A blooned, brunet and red head are about to get exicted by a firing squade.
The brunet yells "twister!!!" and every one runs away, she escapes.
The red head is next they get readdy to shot and she yells "earthquack!!!'
And every one runs for cover,
The blonde is last. She thinks to her self as the men get ready to shoot and yells "Fire!!!"
Booom She's gone
2007-03-06 12:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Love, Joy, peace.. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever wondered why there are fences around cemetaries? It's because people are just dying to get in!
2007-03-06 12:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd......... no one fools Chuck Norris!
2007-03-06 12:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by kevvb11 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how do you keep a blonde busy?
Q: read below...
A: read above..
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day..?
put her in a round room and ask her to sit in the corner!!
2007-03-06 12:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋