Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
2007-03-06 03:04:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love this joke! i heard it on a christmas card and it made me laugh. I gave you a star for making me remeber this joke!
2007-03-06 05:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, what were holmes and watson doing in a tent, alone.
2,how crap are they at being detectives if they dont notice someone stealing the tent while they're in it
3,hahaha still a good joke though
2007-03-06 12:10:35 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm actually a Sherlockian (Study Sherlock Holmes,) 10/10. xxx
2007-03-06 11:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by Joanne W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-06 11:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO&PMS
i saw the punchline a mile of and it still made me laugh you can not beat jokes like that
2007-03-06 14:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I've heard it before--multiple times.
2007-03-06 11:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ace Librarian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already know this one, but It is funny everytime I read it, in fact, I think it's funnier!
2007-03-06 11:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, trust Watson to see all but observe nothing, thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-06 11:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10! i love it!
2007-03-06 11:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-06 11:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋