Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!!
2007-03-06 02:25:02 · 15 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
2007-03-06 02:25:44 · update #1
That was funny. But I think the answer should include more mood swings instead of just plain angry. Like a sudden transition to whiny, then to coy, then immediately back to furious.
2007-03-06 02:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by terbiyesiz_herif 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, in case you sneak round and watch so as that they don't note, you'll see one holds the chair even as the different sands on it and smashed the former bulb out with a hammer. Then they use a dishtowel to trojan horse out the continues to be of the bulb from the socket and cuss lots until eventually the different rotten dirty invention of a few SOB of a guy finally is going in suitable.
2016-12-05 07:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to be repeating that joke all day!
Thanks for the Laugh!
2007-03-06 02:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by mzindica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey, are you okay? midol maximum strength works for me. we real women do not have hot flashes, we have power surges. i understand. good luck and happy day:)
2007-03-06 02:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah pms makes me laugh, because women can be so emotional! hahahah :-) loved it! i'll give you a star!
2007-03-06 02:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh..
did your husband not throw the wrapper away
2007-03-06 02:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
WHY it only takes ONE to screw ?
2007-03-06 02:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something wrong, dear ?
2007-03-06 02:31:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! You go girl! :)
2007-03-08 06:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true! loved it!
2007-03-06 03:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by R L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋