what do [[SHROOMS]] taste like??--my first time?

Question

i mean the hallucinogen...and do u have any recomendations to make the first time a good experience??

Answer 1

They pretty much taste like dirt. Also, as mentioned by others, they can be a little rough on your stomach, but that passes after about half an hour -- after that, have fun!

My best trips have been from brewing tea. Nice & smooth transition and not as harsh on the stomach. Just boil your shrooms in a pot of water until the water turns brownish. Turn off the heat, take out the shrooms (dont' throw them away, just set them aside on a plate), and add tea bags (the number depends on how much water you use to boil the shrooms -- if you're doing it with friends, one cup per person should be plenty). Steep the tea for a few minutes. I always squeeze any excess out of the shrooms back into the tea and drink the tea to wash down the boiled shrooms. They don't taste nearly as bad (as eating them dry), but it can be kinda hard to swallow the little slimy things (but you'll have a more intense trip than if you just drink the tea).

If you want to read about someone else's idea of what shrooms do/are, go here: http://deoxy.org/mushword.htm

Happy journeys!

Answer 2

They taste like the smell of sweaty gym socks-seriously! Their texture is like stale popcorn. I suggest a spoonful of peanut butter at the same time-it'll mask the taste.

Expect the following/ to do list:
1. Your experience will be good, because you're expecting to "trip".
2. My thighs ached like I had been running (lasted about an hour)
3. Nausea will last 30 min to an hour
4. Watch tv-you'll see tracers on the images
5. Draw or paint-such fun
6. Write-your penmanship or thoughts might be entertaining to you later
7. Don't do anything complicated.
8. Don't bother with sex-you might come up "short".
9. Have snacks available and ready.
10. I like staying indoors-it always made me a little sketchy when I'd go somewhere tripping....

Answer 3

They don't taste that bad, but they are far from a normal mushroom flavor. I prefer not to mix food with my shrooms because the food just gets in the way of the shrooms digesting and getting in your system. How I recommend eating them is with Starburst, which totally hides the flavor. Keep everything in your mouth and chew chew chew for a long time to mush everything up. Swallow when it is all one consistency (about 10 minutes). It usually takes 60-80 minutes to feel anything, and the first feeling I get is like getting sleepy. Once you have that, strap your self in, because you will be anything but sleepy for a while.

Enjoy! And remember PLUR!

Answer 4

Alright, you really shouldn't be asking this question here.

Hallucinogenic Mushrooms will be dried, they don't taste that bad, they really don't. However they don't taste "good" either. The only taste that comes to mind would be stale burnt un-buttered pop-corn.

Just eat half an eighth (1.75grams), have a glass of Orange Juice to wash them down. (Vitamin C supposedly makes you trip more/harder).

The caps will make you trip more than the stems will.

(Sometimes you do get wet[fresh] mushrooms)

In about 20-45 minutes, you will start to feel funny. Then have a great 8 hours, followed by a long nap, and a very slow and dumb 24 hours after that (and usually a tight/upset tummy).


Here is some recomendations:

When you start to trip, if you get scared, don't try to "come back to reality".
You cant, once you take those mushrooms, plan on being out for 8 hours.

If you try and make yourself come out of the trip, you will only scare yourself more, there is no way to make whats happening stop, you must let it run its course.

Dont do it in public places for your first few times until you know what to expect, and how you will react.

Dont ever take mushrooms, then drive to a location, dont ever freakin drive on mushrooms even if its just the start of a trip. If you feel brave, try riding a bike(good luck).

Do it in a location away from coppers or anyone that might see you. (when your acting stupid, and totally out of it, people call cops. Your pupils will be fulley dialated, so your not going to be able to hide the fact that your hi no matter how well you manage to maintain yourself)

And most of all, dont shroom in a bad state of mind. If your a cutter/ suicidal, just broke up with a girlfriend, or something very tramtic happend to you, I wouldnt suggest doing mushrooms.

(Dont let what I say scare you either, dont get scared about doing shrooms before doing them either, that can set you up for a bad trip.)

No matter what happens, just go with it.

(Like the police are scanning web forums for teen-agers doing drugs, then track there ip address, call up there internet service provider, and request the identy of the IP address, then go to the persons house, and arrest a kid for saying/asking about a subject.)

Don't grind them up, don't put them on food, come on people are you really going to prepair that much for this? Jeeze!
(Why the heck is the guy below me chewing on mushrooms for 10 minutes? Put the stems and caps in your mouth, chew a couple of times, and swallow. Drink something to get the little bits and pieces down 10 -15 seconds your done.)

The taste of shrooms wins over cough syrup any day.

I have done my fair share of shrooms, 20-45 mintues when you start feeling a little funny, not too long after than, your totally out there

(Dont just take a little, if your are doing an hallucinogenic substance, the point is to get out of reality. If you really want to do this, then do it right. Half eighth should do you good.) Its an Hallucinogin... you know good and well what its supposed to do, if you just do a little just to see... well I dont think you should even do it then.

If your scared or not really sure, its not for you bud.

If you just want to trip for a few seconds, then come out of it try Salvia. You "trip" for about 5 minutes, nothing like mushrooms. but is 100% legal.

Answer 5

They are nasty, Make lemon aide...cook the shrooms in boiling water untill they are mush and the water is brown...then add lots of sugar and lemon aide Kool aid mix....sever with ice

I would just swallow little peices with water like tylenol...

Good luck and don't eat too many at first see how you feel...if you eat too many right away you will have a bad scarry trip....

oh and if you feel the need to puke...just do it it will make you feel better!

Answer 6

They're not too tasty...not horrible though. If you don't already have them, you should try to get the kind baked into chocolates, they taste a lot better.

Answer 7

they taste like poo. i would personally grind them up and then speinkle into the food you eat or steep them and make tea that you can load up with honey.

Answer 8

chop them up and slam a pile down with a beer, trip for a few hours.

Answer 9

Don't do them. And don't ask questions like this unless you want police at your front door.