A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies," he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2007-03-06 02:23:23 · 12 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooooh. That is so terrible (but thatnk you for the laugh)
2007-03-06 02:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-06 10:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved that. Best joke I've heard in awhile.
2007-03-06 10:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-03-06 11:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. But this kind remains as nice all the time!!!
2007-03-06 11:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...hilarious. I just love reading your questions.
2007-03-09 14:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! now that is what u call a funny joke!
2007-03-06 10:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! :)
2007-03-08 14:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take offence to that....>>>BELCH>>>
2007-03-06 10:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anton M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-06 10:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋