guy on a push bike (an old playground joke)?

Question

there's this guy riding bike and his mate pulls him over in his rolls, hey chalkey fancy a lift he say's, nah i'm ok got my bike you see, dont worry i have a tow rope we can use.

he has been towed for about 2 miles when a blonde in a ferarri over takes them. right says the guy in the rolls not having thaat so he hits the throtle, and catches her up but then they hit a speed trap with two coppers sat in their car.


wow did you just see that said one to the other, what??

wel you see there was this good looking blonde in a ferarri doin 90mph a yuppie in a rolls doin 80mph and a bloke on a bike trying to catch up.

Answer 1

Hilarious. 10/10 + a star

Answer 2

humorous. that's a humorous tale: there replaced right into a farmer who had 3 daughters. each and each daughter replaced into set to pass pass on a date that night. The farmer desperate to coach the dates who's boss, so he have been given out his shotgun and waited for the lads. the 1st boy arrived and mentioned "hi i'm Eddie, i'm here for Betty, we are going out for Spaghetti is she waiting?" The farmer desperate he replaced into o.k.. They left. the subsequent boy arrived and mentioned "i'm Joe i'm here for Flo, we are going to the teach is she waiting to pass?" The farmer desperate that this boy replaced into o.k. too, and enable them to pass. The final date arrived, he began to introduce himself "i'm Chuck. . ." And the farmer shot him.

Answer 3

cool

Answer 4

decent

Answer 5

you have been inside too long this winter!!

Answer 6

ha ha ha very funny

Answer 7

hahahhahahah

Answer 8

HAHAHAHA!!!!