>> WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
>>
>> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>> A carton of eggs,
>> A quart of orange juice,
>> A head of romaine lettuce,
>> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
>> A 1 lb. package of bacon.
>>
>> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
>> to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as
>> I placed the items in front of the cashier.
>>
>> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
>> the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
>> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I
>> was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
>> was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the
>> belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
>> selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
>> my marital status.
>>
>> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well,
>> you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know
>> that?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
2007-03-06 02:06:20 · 30 answers · asked by mmh 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before, read it again and it's still funny. I can see this happening here in my neck of the woods.
2007-03-06 02:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 09:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflol
2007-03-06 02:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by Cartman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-06 02:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwww.
2007-03-06 02:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oww.. Funny tho
2007-03-06 02:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by babyyocca 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, I actually did not see that one coming. I usually do.
Thanks for the smile.
2007-03-06 02:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
XD, hit the nail on the head.
2007-03-06 02:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by my alias 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL, I have never heard that but it was really funny...thanks for the laugh!!
2007-03-06 02:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by ~Jama~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL....drunk people are like children sometimes in that they can be painfully honest....
2007-03-06 02:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by mrauscher74 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋