Feeling Creative?

Question

Who can make up the best 5 sentence story about Absolutely Nothing?

10pts to the funniest!

Jasmine: I said a STORY not a SONG

As for Tani N and I Miss Sherry 07 you guys are biting off of Snow_Bunnie's creative style!

It seems only Prizefyter and Snow_Bunnie are feeling creative!

Answer 1

Absolutely Nothing lived on the corner of Main and Elm. In 2 days she would be turning 87 yrs old and wanted to do something spontaneous for her birthday. She spent the day standing on her front porch and when a blue jeep turned down her street, she took off her robe and waved. The man driving the blue jeep was so surprised he crashed into a row of mailboxes. When the policeman asked what he saw that made him drive so wrecklessly, the man replied "Absolutely Nothing" lol

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Answer 2

I was walking down the street with my friend, Jody when we saw Absolutely Nothing going into the bushes. Then all of a sudden we heard a dog barking and we went to see what was going on, but we saw Absoulutely Nothing fighting with the dog. Then, all of a sudden Absolutely Nothing bit the dog and it screamed like a banshee, so we went went over to break up the fight and to find out what the dog did.Absolutely Nothing sat there saying Absolutely Nothing, so we walked away and took the dog to the vet. I woke up two minutes later and remembered Absolutely Nothing.

Answer 3

It means absolutely nothing to get distracted when I cannot remember when elephants dance on the highway. Tomorrow, I was at my Uncle's pencil eating a sandwich on TV last month.
Now I'm off to file tires. What time do you go for?
Ohh, look a pine cone!

Answer 4

Once upon a time, a little girl named Absolutely Nothing went to her Mother and said, "Mommy, I'm going out in the woods to play." Her mother said, "Ok," and off little A.N. went. When she got there, a hunter shot her and his assistant went to tell that she was dead. When he got to the police, he told them a little girl had been shot. When asked what he saw, the assistant rplied, "Absolutely Nothing."

Answer 5

The cows went of vacation to the beach but their hotel had been overbooked. So they met Micheal Jackson on the shoreline, but he began to melt so they ran away. Then a whole van-load of quakers drove by but one of them dropped his hat. As the hat fell a car came and hit an elvis impersonater on the sidewalk. So, vacation ruined, the cows went home.

Answer 6

War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

Answer 7

absolutelt nothing did what he did every day