A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?" The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away for a DUI." The officer, in surprise, said," What, do you have a registration for the vehicle?" So the man replied, "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I am pretty sure I say a registration card in the glove box when I put the gun in it." The officer stepped back, "There is a gun in the glove box?!?" The man sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in the trunk." The officer steps toward the back of the car and says," Sir do not move, I am calling for backup." The officer calls for backup and about ten minutes another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the window slowly and asks the man for his driver’s license and registration. The man said," Yes officer here it right here." It all checked out so
2007-03-06 01:40:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so the officer said," Is there a gun in the glove box sir?" The man laughs and says," No officer why would there be a gun in the glove box." He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no gun. The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had reason to believe that there was a body in it. The man agrees and opens the trunk, no dead body. The second officer says, "Sir I do not understand, the officer that pulled you over said that you did not have a license, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box, and a dead body in the trunk." The mans looks the officer in the eyes and says, "Yeah and I'll bet that wan.ker of a white honkey police man just like al of you are, he said I was speeding too."
2007-03-06 01:41:37 · update #1
Original.
lt's funny.
2007-03-06 02:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was funny til the 'white honkey bit'
2007-03-06 01:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. Good idea, but surely in the US he would have been shot first and questioned after.
2007-03-06 01:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one. heard it before but thats not a criticism.
9/10
2007-03-06 02:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wounder if that would honestly work or not? I really don't whant to try it though.
2007-03-06 02:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-06 02:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Was hilerious
2007-03-06 01:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ranger_man2007 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it. Not really funny.
2007-03-06 02:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Divine ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-06 04:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay .... ha ha ha
2007-03-06 03:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by shilpa n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋