2007-03-06 01:03:38 · 2 answers · asked by leanne07 2 in Travel ➔ Travel (General) ➔ Other - Destinations
Why not ask the Foreign Office http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?pagename=OpenMarket/Xcelerate/ShowPage&c=Page&cid=1007029390590 directly?
2007-03-06 09:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Penfold 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As the descendent of the Aztec Empire reaches the end of another long count cycle, the famously misunderstood Motecazuma ( known by the ignorati as Montezuma ), has again sent emissaries to Huamec, famous wizard and protector of the people against foreign scourges, not unlike the English Wizard, Merlin.
What has been referred to as Montezuma's revenge is, in fact, a paliative affliction drawn down by Huamec on the unwary invader.
Thus, much caution is urged to potential visitors ( read invaders ) to the Empire of the Sun, if you simply must go, take plenty of offerings such as copious amounts of toilet paper and much Immodium.
May peace be upon your bowels....in due course.
2007-03-06 12:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋