Subject: Skinny-dipping
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast
2007-03-06 00:48:57 · 24 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol...I liked it.
2007-03-06 00:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think gullible young folk would fall for that and it would certainly bring a smile to any man's face I think.
2007-03-06 08:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a stitch buster, but it could definitely lighten the mood.
2007-03-06 08:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! It is funny. You keep the good work sir.
2007-03-06 09:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is absolutely rocking
2007-03-06 08:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by initial man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny right there. I don't care who you are!
2007-03-06 08:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by michaelyoung_airforce 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-03-06 08:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2007-03-06 09:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-06 08:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-06 11:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by shilpa n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ACE- nice one
2007-03-06 09:04:07 · answer #11 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋