one says "god its hot in here", the other says "****!, a talking sausage!!!!!!" ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-06 00:31:25 · 12 answers · asked by fear of the dark 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
an old classic, thanks for he memory!
If u like that u should like this.....
A man with an orange for a head walks into a bar, sits at the bar and orders a drink.
After a few drinks the barman asks the man why he has an orange for a head?
To which he replies "well I was walking throught the desert with two friends and we stumbled upon a lamp, we rubbed it and out popped a genie to grant us one wish each"
"My first friend wished to be a millionaire and it was granted"
"My second friend wished to be completely irresistable to the opposite s e x and it was granted"
Barman - "so what did you wish for?"
"oh me, well, I wished to have an orange for a head"
2007-03-06 00:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends how big the sausage is as to whether its hot or not!! LOL xx
2007-03-06 00:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jaksi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you 10 years old?
2007-03-06 00:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-03-06 00:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by jacey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just one ha!
2007-03-06 02:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made my sides split lol
2007-03-06 00:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by crawdash 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-06 01:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by gamias 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe love that joke!
2007-03-06 00:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haahaa
2007-03-06 00:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so daft it`s funny!
2007-03-06 00:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋