While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.
The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He called his wife every bad name he could think of. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, and the woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her,
‘And while you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too.’
2007-03-06 00:27:27 · 28 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep! That's how it goes! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-06 00:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a REAL joke: An orgy of all the animals was going on in Noah's ark, and Noah, being a religious man, was pretty upset about it, but since he saw that the situation was out of control and there was nothing he could do about it, he shouted "well, allright, you animals do whatever you please, but at least do as the elephant is doing, he's having safe sex, he's wearing a condom!!!". The elephant yells back "Hey, Noah, don't be such a wuss, this is not a condom, don't you see I'm screwing the snake????
2007-03-06 00:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by gaban24 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Loki says not bad 8/10!!!
2007-03-06 00:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
v.funny - 7/10
2007-03-06 00:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. The old dude reminds me of me.
2007-03-06 00:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that just like a MAN??? HA HA HA
2007-03-06 00:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by M.S. Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! thats mildly amusing!
2007-03-06 00:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Motherload 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-03-06 00:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-06 00:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-06 00:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋