A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any? The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-03-06 00:26:01 · 18 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LOVE SMART WOMEN!!!!! I'm one, also, but I just might have to use this one next time there is an accident : D
2007-03-06 00:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke that makes men look stupid and women look smart. And it was told by a man. Love it!
2007-03-06 00:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loki likes 10/10!!!!!
2007-03-06 00:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha clever woman
2007-03-06 01:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-06 00:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh the deviousness,lollol
2007-03-06 00:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-03-06 00:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really smart!
2007-03-06 00:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Rock Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Good one!
2007-03-06 00:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic! LOL.
2007-03-06 00:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋