Tell Me your BEST joke dammit! for a chance at Best answer and 10 points!
2007-03-06 00:11:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's kinda long, bare with me.
Giuseppe and maria were on holidays in Canada and they were walking through the forest. Giuseppe turns to Maria and says (in an Italian accent) "Eh Maria, I think it be good if we take home some presents for the kids" "Allright" says Maria...
So they are walking walking walking and Giuseppe sees a snake.. so he picks it up and puts it in his back... they continue on. Maria sees a skunk and she picks it up and puts it in her back. A few weeks later at the airport Giuseppe sees a sign that says "NO ANIMALS ALLOWED ON THE FLIGHT"
Giuseppe turns to Maria and says" oh my God what am I gunna do with the snake?" Maria says " Eh, put it down your pants" So he does. Then Maria turns around and says "Giuseppe what am I gunna do with the skunk" He says " eh you put it down your pants." She says "but what about the smell"" he says... " Eh if it dies, it dies!"
2007-03-06 00:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any best joke, but I know of a person who is really a great joker and a great person to be friends with...
That person's the one who typed in this message! :P
2007-03-06 08:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Men and their Dogs!!!
Two friends are walking their dogs and decide to stop in the local bar. The first guy says "I'll show you how to get in. Pretend you're blind" He puts on his sunglasses and walks into the bar. The bartender comes up to him and says "You can't bring your dog in here sir!" The 1st man says "No it's okay. He's my Seeing Eye dog." The bartender lets him in. The 2nd man decides that's a good idea so he puts on his sunglasses and walks into the bar. The bartender comes up to him and says "Sir you can't bring your dog in here!" The second man says "No it's okay. He's my Seeing Eye dog." The bartender looks skeptical and says "Your Seeing Eye dog is a Chihuahua." The 2nd man says "They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
2007-03-06 08:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a corless phone ha ha ha
yo mama so stupid she bought a tape on how to fix a vcr
how do u get an elepahnt out da refrigerator
well open da door
2007-03-06 11:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by baby_t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have u herd the butter joke?
well, im not gonna tell u..... it might spread!!!
2007-03-06 08:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by Rock Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋