Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face
boom boom
2007-03-06 00:00:14 · 9 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent Bam Bam keep up the good work.x
2007-03-08 10:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first 2 were good but I could not get the 3rd 1.
2007-03-06 00:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class act lol.........Here a little "right back at ye"
Why do women have legs?????????
Have u ever seen the mess a snail makes..........
Gunna get crucified for that I think...
2007-03-08 08:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boom boom
2007-03-06 01:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny loved them all LOL
2007-03-08 08:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by sharron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved them all
2007-03-06 01:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha they were funny
2007-03-06 00:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by hobbiegirl@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-08 07:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good!!!!!
2007-03-06 07:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋