A piece of tarmac walks into a bar and says I’m hard as stone can take any thing give me a pint so the barman gives him a pint. 5 mins later he dives under the table and the barman asks thought you were hard what you hiding from?
Tarmac replies you see that red bit of tarmac that’s just walked in well he's a cycle path!!
2007-03-05 23:48:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke came from my school days over 10 yrs ago!!!!!!
2007-03-05 23:58:56 · update #1
pfffffffft <-----water spraying from my mouth.
this joke reminds me of school.
awesome thanks
2007-03-05 23:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh - that was a bit lame, but a bit funny too.
2007-03-05 23:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might be a little old... but still puts a smile on my face!!
2007-03-06 00:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still gets a laugh
2007-03-06 00:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it ta forthe giggle
2007-03-06 00:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had never heard that before so it really made me giggle
2007-03-06 01:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but still funny
2007-03-05 23:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one kinda hit the pavement.... hard....
2007-03-05 23:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by merlins_new_apprentice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before! lol!
2007-03-05 23:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by katherine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its horrible i love love it
2007-03-06 02:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋