A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
2007-03-05 22:32:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From 1 loki to the other i am the original LORD OF MISCHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-05 23:34:32 · update #1
uh...em. That is not very polite. I'll check my husband pocket and put in a better picture.
2007-03-05 22:38:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A barman is just getting ready to shut, the bar is empty of customers.
When a spectre passes through the wall and drifts across the room upto the counter.
"Pint of beer please" says the spectre
The barman replied "I'm sorry Sir, I'm not allowed to serve spirits after 11".
2007-03-06 04:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol im removing the photo of me from my boyfriends wallet now thats just mean!
2007-03-05 23:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 11:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - i like dat 1, is it okay if i kinda pass it onto a mate of mine whos fond of drinking alot
cheers!
2007-03-05 22:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical men LOL
2007-03-05 22:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Dude. Cracked me up actually.
2007-03-05 23:58:40 · answer #7 · answered by Phlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Loki.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-05 22:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...mean but funny.
2007-03-05 22:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by Taurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-05 22:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋