Bob & his three golf buddies were out playing and were coming down the 12th fairway when Bob paused, looked down the fairway & burst into tears
Concerned for their friend, the other three gathered around him to find out what the problem was.
Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed, dried his eyes & apologised for his emotional outburst. “I’m sorry, I always get emotional here - it holds very difficult memories for me.”
“What happened?” Said one of his friends
Bob stared silently off in the distance, and then said in a low voice, “This is where my wife and I were 12 years ago when she suddenly died of a heart attack.”
“Crikey!!” the other golfers said, “That must’ve been horrible!”
“Horrible? You think it’s horrible?” Bob cried in disbelief, “It was worse than that!! All the way back to the clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice . . . !"
2007-03-05 22:31:31 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jay some people don`t have a sense of humour, ignore them! It is really funny I`m having to wipe the tears from my face!!
Excellent!! Fandabydozy ;)
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-07 19:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Alice
2007-03-06 06:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-03-06 06:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as some of your others...but a smirk spread across my chops!!!
2007-03-06 14:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Ha Ha
2007-03-06 06:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm, average.
2007-03-06 06:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-06 06:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-06 06:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
up to your normal standard I am pleased to say
2007-03-06 06:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhh the good old days !
2007-03-06 06:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋