Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How's it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"
2007-03-05 21:39:12 · 18 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i missed...xoxoxo..;-)..thx...star
2007-03-05 23:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I used to live in an apartment where I always knew when it was 2am, that's when the ladies husband would get home and their bed had a REALLY bad squeak!
2007-03-06 05:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by girl on a 660 raptor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-06 05:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before but still good!
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2007-03-06 08:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. I like.
2007-03-06 06:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exxxxcellent, I think I'll try that on my obnoxious neighbor.
2007-03-06 06:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disturbing neighbourer's night life is no good at all; anyhow nice one - carry on pl.
2007-03-06 05:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by krishan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-06 06:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-06 06:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one keep coming with more
2007-03-06 05:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Sam P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhhahahaa very nice
2007-03-06 05:52:23 · answer #11 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋