her face and hair..i mean we were drunk, and i splooged allover her, and she like passed out right away, how do i get it out?
2007-03-05 21:23:44 · 5 answers · asked by 8-tentacles-of-AAnsweroni 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
spray some milk on her and let the cat lick it off
2007-03-05 21:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all with that incredible wit and complete and utter lack of class I find it hard to believe that any woman,no matter how inebriated would lower her standards far enough to sleep with you.Secondly,now that you have hit puberty(what are you 19 or 20) get out of your parents home,read a book,(left to right after you open the cover),and get a life.Are you sure you aren't curious how to get it off the back of your hand?Oh yeah,if you are almost telling the truth,Rape is punishable by up to 25 years in a maximum security penitentiary.You will have a nice guy named Bubba's romantic attentions to make your stay a little more memorable though
2007-03-05 21:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Throw her in the bath tub I guess..I had the same problem but it wasnt on anyones face, it was on a leather seat in ma car
2007-03-05 21:27:39 · answer #3 · answered by IC4NDY_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you get in touch with reality then tell your mummy that you have made a bit of a mess in bed while you were asleep !!She will know that it is normal for pimply faced adolescents .
Cheers Pete
2007-03-05 22:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by Realist 2006 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
does your mother know your up and using the computer. go back to bed.
2007-03-05 21:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anthony T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋