A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smiths bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 a.m., the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."
2007-03-05 21:17:45 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The baby oil and talc did it for me!
Another star for this one, Jay, keep 'em coming!
2007-03-06 06:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase
Rock Hard
2007-03-06 01:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...VERY good one!
If you'll notice, the husband let the man stand there for HOURS before he finally offered him anything!...LOLOL
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-05 21:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb 1! Excellent.
Have a * well deserved from one Manc to another!
FAF! ;)
Tink xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-03-07 19:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOTTABOOM! Very funny. That reminds me of my father. Man, is he stupid. He got a job at a bank, but got fired for stealing pens.
2007-03-05 21:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by gone 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard of blonde women - but this 1 is a blonde man -lol!
2007-03-05 22:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes thats well funny that is
2007-03-05 21:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-05 21:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats ok matey made me chuckle a bit...
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2007-03-05 21:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by THE VIOLATER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 really.
2007-03-05 21:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋