Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 4WDrivers - four-on-the-floorgasms.
Sex with a salesmen - door-to-doorgasms.
Sex with a virgin - my-hymen-got-torgasms.
Premature ejaculators have - beforegasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eeyore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
2007-03-05 20:26:53 · 8 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot:
Sex with a vegetarian = herbivore-gasm
Sex with Orcs = orc-gasm
Sex with pigs = pork-gasm
Sex in a morgue!! = morg-gasm
Sex at the center of the earth = CORE-gasm
Sex between you and me = OUR-gasm (^_^)
Sex with an empty bottle of wine = cork-gasm
Sex with a bacteria = ......-gasm
Sex and the City = HBO-rgasm
Sex with a dwarf = Get a stool!! You're too short-gasm!!!
Sex with a turtle = Could you please make it a bit more faster-gasm??
That's about it! I've had too many orgasms that I can't think clearly anymore!!!!
2007-03-05 20:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dowland 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sex with Tito Santana - El Matador-gasms
Sex back in the day - Days of Yore-gasms
Sex with a Mattitude Follower - Shannon Moore-gasms
Sex with a group of Superheros - Fantastic Four-gasms
Sex with an orator - "I Implore"-gasms
Sex with Rhino - GORE! GORE! GORE!-gasms
Sex with someone out of ideas - "I can't think of any more"-gasms
2007-03-05 20:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about these?
Sex that`s unsatisfying: no-gasm.
Sex with a medical professional: doct-or-gasm.
Sex with someone in profound denial: neither nor-gasm.
Sex with a bored housewife: chore-gasm.
Sex with a heavy smoker: choke-gasm.
Sex with a restaurant waiter: fork-gasm.
Sex with a horror movie fanatic: gore-gasm.
Sex with a paedophile: lure-gasm.
Sex with a soldier in Irak: war-gasm.
Hope this helps with your unbridled imagination!
Jeez, you must have too much free time, I swear!
2007-03-05 20:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It should be Stephen King not Steven King
2007-03-05 21:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 12:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...even the ones other people wrote are good too!
2007-03-05 20:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any more but everyone's made me laugh
2007-03-05 20:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SEX MANIAC PARTNER>>>INSANE-ORGASMIC
2007-03-05 20:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by virgo7134 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋