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It depends.

If he or she is a total stranger, I'll just laugh and think the person is crazy.

If he or she is my friend, I will tell him/her..."What the heck is happening to you!?"

I will surely laugh!

2007-03-06 18:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Antioch 2 · 0 0

Laugh at first and the reply...I can see your point. There's at least a little bit of God in us all..but if you think you are some white guy with a white beard, sitting on a golden thrown ready to "judge"...this may exist for only you...

2007-03-05 20:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by ~Gypsy~ 2 · 0 0

Say: "If you are god, then you know everything. Tell me the ultimate theory of everything, and explain how it defines the values of the fundamental constants of physics." Einstein spent the last years of his life looking for such a theory, but never found it. Neither has anyone else.

2007-03-05 20:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

...Probably say, "Really?" and then ask him to walk on water and do other things like that, to expose a phony.
...Matthew 24:23-25 says this:
... 23 "Then if anyone says to you, 'Behold, here is the Christ,' or 'There He is,' do not believe him.
...24 "For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.
... 25 "Behold, I have told you in advance."
...Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you shall be saved. (Acts 16:31)
...Whosoever will, may come.

2007-03-05 21:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by carson123 6 · 0 0

Test the spirits.
1Cr 12:3 Wherefore I give you to understand, that no man speaking by the Spirit of God calleth Jesus accursed: and [that] no man can say that Jesus is the Lord, but by the Holy Ghost.
I Cr 13;8a

2007-03-05 20:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

Pat him on the back and tell him everything is going to be fine while I dial 911 on my cell with the other hand so we can get the man some SERIOUS help :P

2007-03-05 21:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Antares 6 · 0 0

sum 1 said that 2 me 1 nite and that ticked me off. well... after alot of yelling and screaming, he found out that he wasnt god nor was god on his side n the fight. but 2 answere ur ?, i would ask him 2 perform a small miracle b4 i kicked the holy crap out his ***.

2007-03-05 20:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by nakiaty 1 · 0 0

I would probably observe him for a while to see if he has any of the attributes that are true only to God.

2007-03-05 21:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0 0

Assuming their male otherwise they would say Goddess if female. I would kick them in the groin and say: "Well if you God, then why do you kneel before me."

2007-03-05 20:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by chorssk 2 · 0 0

I'll call the nearest mental hospital. He needs medical attention

2007-03-05 20:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by yana 4 · 1 0

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