Today, while walking, I saw a billboard outside a church that said "Jesus is the Answer". Later that day, I took a math exam and answered everyone of the problems with Jesus. I managed to get every problem wrong. How can that be if Jesus is the answer???
2007-03-05 20:21:13 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahahaha! That's Cute! I starred this question!! O.o
2007-03-05 20:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
...first of all math has nothing to do with religion, second of all just because the billboard outside of a "church" (*hint* *hint*) doesn't mean everything they say is true. The church people just want you to join and etc. So your teachers think your some religious fellow and I recommend you don't write Jesus as your answer for any exams.
2007-03-05 20:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by AnAmericanGuywholivesinJapan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is indeed the answer. By doing what you did and failed the exam, didn't you learn a valuable lesson: to rely on yourself and not on any billboard?
Next time, by studying hard and practicing a lot on solving math problems, you'll ace on your exam for sure. See! Jesus is teaching you a lesson here...
2007-03-05 20:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
While Jesus is the answer you must remember that God does help those who help them selves. In other words a math test you must study for. A life test where there is evil involved turn to Jesus as he is the answer, since he is the only on that can save you.
2007-03-05 20:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cindy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You were probably answering that exam with the wrong Jesus - it is Jesus CHRIST who is the answer to every problem, not just Jesus.
2007-03-05 20:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mock now.
One day every knee shall bow and proclaim the name of Christ Jesus.
Romans 14:11
It is written: " 'As surely as I live,' says the Lord, 'every knee will bow before me; every tongue will confess to God.' "
Phillipians 2:9-11
Therefore God exalted him to the highest place
and gave him the name that is above every name,
that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,
in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.
2007-03-05 20:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was a pretty smart-*** thing to do! Hahahah...I'm pretty sure the square root of 64 isn't Jesus.
2007-03-05 20:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by XyControl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
U failed because u didn't study!
How could u answer a math question with Jesus? Either u are joking or u are to small to comprehend religion...
2007-03-05 20:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Are you sure Jesus was right there with you? Because He's really good in multiplication.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-03-05 20:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe the church lied to you? I bet that's never happened before EVER in history. What a shock.
2007-03-05 20:23:22 · answer #10 · answered by Mawkish 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋