Two blondes were sitting around talking. After awhile, first
blond looks at the second blonde and says, "Hey, you want
to go up for a ride in my airplane?"
The second blonde says, "Wow, you have an airplane? Let's go!"
So they go for a tour around the city in the plane. Eventually
they run low on fuel and need to land. The pilot starts circling
around looking for a place to land. She sees an airstrip close by.
She says her new buddy along for the ride, "Let's land here.
It looks like it's as good a place as any."
So she circles around and goes in for a landing, but at the last
minute she swerves and pulls back up. "Damn!" she says,
"That is the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen! How is
anyone supposed to land on it?"
Since it's the only runway nearby, she decides to try again,
with the same result. Getting pretty irritated, the pilot says to
her friend, "All right, I'm going to try ONE more time, and if I
can't land it we're just going to crash and hope we don't die."
So they end up crashing, and miraculously neither is hurt.
When they crawl out of the wreckage, the first blonde is
swearing and gesticulates wildly at the runway. "I'm gonna
find whoever designed their crazy runway and wring her
neck! She must be total moron! No one could land on anything
that short!"
The second blonde looks around and says "Yeah, but look
how wide it is!"
2007-03-05 19:58:22 · 13 answers · asked by Write Brain 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ita the best I've read.Thanks 4 d hearty laugh.I needed it.
2007-03-05 20:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It fits their mustache. Why does a brunette have curtains on her workstation? To open abode windows What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible Why do brunettes positioned ice of their nostril until now they bypass to paintings? So their lunch won't smash. Why does a brunette have a see-by way of lunch field? to understand whether she's coming from or going to the place of work. How do you recognize a brunette on the airport? She's the single throwing bread on the airplanes. what's the actual reason a brunette keeps her determine? no person else needs it.
2016-10-02 11:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome lol
2007-03-05 20:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA 9/10
2007-03-05 20:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - dat woz pretty funny!
2007-03-05 20:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha.......heard it but still funny
2007-03-05 20:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOH WOW....NOW I FEEL VIOLATED OF MY FREEDOM :-( I JUST DYED MY HAIR BLONDE :-(
2007-03-05 20:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by virgo7134 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..that is funny
2007-03-05 20:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, cool!
2007-03-05 20:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny... I like it...
2007-03-05 20:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋