A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
2007-03-05 19:27:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Clever lady.!!!
ha ha ha
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2016-12-05 07:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woah, =did i jus read correctly - the old woman put her hands down the guy's pants, tut tut woman - but gud joke all in all!
2007-03-05 20:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing the first two thought he looked younger just because of bandages...
2007-03-05 19:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by Boo-shniggins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one 10/10 thank you!!!
2007-03-05 21:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Some men!!
2007-03-05 19:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That lady's my role model.
2007-03-07 06:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by PrincessLava 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats a good one heheha
2007-03-05 20:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by cristle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still makes me laugh!
2007-03-05 19:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. made me giggle
2007-03-05 19:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋