I need a laugh :)
2007-03-05 17:52:21 · 9 answers · asked by Gerty G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see yourself in the mirror to laugh.........................
just joking
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-05 18:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by saransh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious WC Story :
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an Englishwoman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster.
She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring the facilities about the WC.
The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . a bathroom never entered their minds.
So the schoolmaster, with the help of the priest, got together the following reply:
Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is Located 9 miles from the house.It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 29 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early.There is,however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.
It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband.
It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. My wife,sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went,which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to last know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time!
I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment.
The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.
We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
With Deepest Regards,
The Schoolmaster
2007-03-07 04:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Andromeda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman went to the undertakers to have one last look at
her dearly departed husband.
The instant she saw him she started crying.
One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this
somber moment. Through her tears she explains that she is
upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit,
and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they
always put the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could
arrange. The next day she returned to the undertakers to have
one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day.
When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile
through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did
you get that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's
size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained
that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a
black suit," the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the man.
He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads."
2007-03-05 19:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was coming home from the dancing last saturday night and couldnt get a taxi. my boyfriend insisted that we walk the six miles home or at least part of the way until we did get a taxi. about three quarters of the way home i stopped and told him i couldnt walk any further my feet were killing me in my 4 inch heels, so he told me to hop on his back and he would carry me. after about fifty steps he tried to lift me up further and accidently threw me over his head! i flew 10 feet across the ground, he tripped over me and landed on me and dislocated my shoulder. he had also found the only patch of dirt on the pavement so i was filthy from head to toe and had to wash my clothes twice n the machine to get them clean. Hope this helps! xxx
2007-03-05 18:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by laneyb_1983 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i sneezed, farted, and peed myself at the same instant, at a bon-fire party, then looked down and noticed my shoes had just caught on fire... wanted to quit drinking that night
2007-03-05 19:52:54 · answer #5 · answered by nightsongs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha there's a laugh for you.!!!
2007-03-05 23:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if only i did
2007-03-05 18:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish !!
2007-03-09 06:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-05 18:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋