Jake was dying, his wife sat by his bedside, he looked up & said weakly, "I have something to confess", "theres no need to" his wife replied, "no" he insisted, "I wish to die in peace, I slept with your sister, her best friend and your mother!" "I know she replied, now just rest and let the poison work!"
2007-03-05 17:15:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.......
2007-03-06 10:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by boonoora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha and A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked;
"Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
2007-03-06 01:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, this shows that women knows all, even if they don't tell you .
2007-03-06 01:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by jade s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not in favour of 2nd affair.
2007-03-06 01:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by maran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is to funnnyyyy!!! Hahaha
2007-03-06 02:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny
2007-03-06 01:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-03-06 02:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old joke did not make me laugh but made me angry
2007-03-06 02:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by saransh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l like it. Funny.
hahahaha
2007-03-06 02:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-03-06 01:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.... kinda mean but he deserved it
2007-03-06 01:21:04 · answer #11 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋