An Elderly southern American couple were sitting on there front porch, an a cool fall evening. They had been married for over 50 years.
The wife asks her husband, "Honey, we've been married for so long now, so your answer doesn't matter to me; But, have you ever cheated on me before?"
The old man replies "Only 3 times, when we were fighting 40 years ago......sorry dear."
She then said, "That's all right honey....but I have a confession to make to you...."
"Anything, dear....What is it?" he said.
Rising from her chair, and asking him to follow, she walked inside the house, ending up in their bedroom.
"Inside the closet, on the floor is a trunk. In the trunk, I put an ear of corn for everytime I cheated." The old man opens the closet, then the trunk, which contained 3 Old ears of corn, and loaded to the brim with cash."Where'd the money come from?"
"Everytime I got the trunk full of corn, I sold it......"
2007-03-05 15:53:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why thank you.
I loved it, lmao!
10/10 an` a * 4 U
Tink x
2007-03-06 05:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too Cute!!!
Love, Love clean jokes!
9/10
2007-03-12 14:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
That's soo cute!
You get a total 10!!!
Thanks sooooo much for the laugh!
2007-03-13 15:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, who says men are the only ones who can have some fun.
2007-03-13 13:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 8/10
2007-03-06 17:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beats farming.
2007-03-05 16:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was some sweet corn.
2007-03-12 11:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats really funny!!! 10/10
2007-03-12 12:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-13 11:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by Harts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FANTASTIC and I also love corn. It was great.
2007-03-13 16:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by andyt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋