Take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father?

Question

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that they'd developed a new machine and asked if the couple would like to try it out. The machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother's burden.

Well, they thought that was a good idea, and decided to give it a try. The doctor initially set the machine on 10 percent, telling the man that even 10 percent was probably more pain than he'd ever experienced. But the husband was surprised at how little pain he was feeling, and asked the doctor to raise the level.

The doctor increased it to 20 percent, and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50 and finally 100 percent.

After it was all over, the man stood up, and stretched a little. Both he and his wife felt fine, and they shortly left the hospital to take the baby home.

It was then that they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

Answer 1

that's a lot like in Big Fish where he tells the story of when he was a little boy and the crow kept telling him your "daddy's gonna die" and the kid got all freaked out because the crow had said that his aunt was going to die and she did... so he told his dad about the crow and the dad was all freaked out that day until he came home and said nothing bad had happened and the wife said that she had a bad day because the mailman dropped dead on the front step today... i liked it then... it's still ok now... but i think this formulation is better than the childbirth one... no offense... i still like it.

Answer 2

My Dad told me that joke 14 years ago. I had totally forgot about it.Thanks ,still funny.

Answer 3

LOL. I've never heard that before. Good one!

Answer 4

kinda a downer dunt'cha think? I LUV IT!

Answer 5

ha ha

Answer 6

ahahahhahaha thats funny.