How do you know when a lobster is cooked?
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When he stops screaming.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Heehee.
2007-03-05 15:17:03 · 6 answers · asked by Ace 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok please people listen: "INSPIRED JOKE" I am not a professional cook who enjoys killing little seafish for fun. It's just a joke.
2007-03-05 15:24:23 · update #1
Hi Ace
You sound very shellfish!
2007-03-05 15:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I like it. Does it work for the turkey on thanksgiving?
2007-03-05 23:21:38 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's sad because they really do scream... and they should... can you imagine being dunked, alive, into a vat of boiling water?
2007-03-05 23:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by kmnmiamisax 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ur a horrible person.hahah NO, SERIOUSLY!
2007-03-05 23:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when he stops biting your a ss with his claws
2007-03-05 23:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dove4ever 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
or when he stops jumping out of pot
2007-03-05 23:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋