A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that
Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem when suddenly the door bell rang. Before Grandma could say anything, the little boy ran fast to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-03-05 15:12:22 · 15 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great!!
2007-03-05 15:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The minister, Father Jim, actually fainted because his TV set also had extremely bad reception. And this was awful since the minister LOVED basketball and the NBA playoffs were airing on TV in 10 minutes! It was the final game #7 -- each team had won 3 games. After calling his entire parish to see if anyone had enough room for him to come in and watch the game with them, the only person the Minister could reach was Grandma. Waking up after the fainting spell and not wanting to intrude on her privacy, Father Jim started to leave when Grandma appeared at the top of the stairs and said, "Praise the Lord, Father Jim! A good bang or two on the side of my TV set is all it takes to get it working again, so hurry up here you two -- the playoff game is just starting !! AMEN ...
2007-03-05 23:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
I have 1:
There is a girl named Mary and a boy named John who both attend the same bible study. The teacher is teaching them about Adam and Eve and Mary always falls asleep.
When she falls asleep the first time John, who sits right behind her, pokes her with a pin. She wakes up with a start and turns around and tells him "go away!
She falls asleep a little later and once more he pokes her with a pin and once again she jumps and turns to him and says "stop it!"
Later on she falls asleep again and the teacher asks "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after she had their 19th child?" once again John pokes Mary with the pin and Mary jumps out of her seat and yells "If you stick that thing into me one more time I'm going to break it in half!"
The teacher faints.
2007-03-05 23:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the minister should have went in and helped. then the mom should have came in and said "where is grandma?". the nthe kid should have said "the minister and grandma are banging her boyfriend". then the mom should have fainted. pretty funny though lol.
2007-03-05 23:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by JR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha 8
2007-03-05 23:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA 9/10
2007-03-06 02:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. I'll have to remember that one.
2007-03-05 23:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor baby
2007-03-05 23:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by Ali 5000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh thatz cute
2007-03-05 23:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny i felled outta my chair laughing about it
2007-03-05 23:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats really funny!
2007-03-05 23:25:35 · answer #11 · answered by danielley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋