A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that
Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem when suddenly the door bell rang. Before Grandma could say anything, the little boy ran fast to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-03-05 15:10:18 · 13 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Although this is not a question, it deserves a good response.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God almighty!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our lord and savior," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question.
"What did eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
(I guess all good religious jokes end in someone fainting :-)
I hope nobody takes offense to either of the jokes presented in this Q and A.
2007-03-05 15:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by db81092 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before and don't think it's that funny. I thought you were supposed to ask a question, where's yours?
2007-03-05 23:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's funnier under this category
2007-03-05 23:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does the grandma's boyfriend have a question?
2007-03-05 23:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha. That's a cute joke. :-)
2007-03-05 23:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one. I love it.
2007-03-05 23:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was great....ha ha ha Good joke
2007-03-05 23:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by simplesimon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so funny .
2007-03-05 23:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by jemba 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, I've often heard children talk like that .....
2007-03-05 23:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha. that's really funny!! good one!! :D
2007-03-05 23:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋