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Yahoo R&S because her houseguests were coming any minute and she should just finish the vacuuming already and stop putting it off. What would you tell her to get her to get to it already?

2007-03-05 15:00:00 · 16 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

I wouldn't. Because I'd be the person on R and S

2007-03-05 15:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If she is more a non-religious sort you may be best off telling her that you've found Jesus and start spouting off some scripture until she gets so tired of it she leaves the board. Tell her you realize that the fundies are and always have been correct and when she asks why, simply say "because God is all-powerful and all-knowing and he said so." She'll give up after awhile, I promise you.

If it's yourself, then GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND VACUUM BEFORE I EAT YOU!! RAHHHRRR!!

2007-03-05 23:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0 1

I'd tell her to "GET TO WORK DAMMIT and waste time after the houseguests arrive and go to bed!"

2007-03-05 23:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 0 1

Prioritize!

2007-03-05 23:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Gardener for God(dmd) 7 · 0 1

i would remind her spouse that god is love
love just dosnt mind a bit of dust
any who see the dust are only looking for dirt thus see it regardless,
cant you help ?
how are you here bagering work?
turn the other cheek
to forgive is devine
failing that whips seem to

2007-03-05 23:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Tell her that God says its good to entertain guests.

2007-03-05 23:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go ahead and get ready. We'll miss you, but you'll be back soon.

2007-03-05 23:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by buttercup 5 · 1 0

Sign out, Laptop Jesus.

2007-03-05 23:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2 1

Mayor says,

It will be here for you in the morning.

2007-03-05 23:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I.d say leave her alone and you go to it!

Peace

2007-03-05 23:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by nmp948 4 · 3 1

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