If you could be God for a day...?

Question

How would you spend your time?

What would you do to change the world, if anything?

Answer 1

I would smote every fundamentalist in the world.

Peace

Answer 2

I would not/ could not ever be God for a day because there is only one God. God is all powerful and if the world is good enough for him to die for it, then it would be good enough for me and I would not change a thing.
But if I was to know of nothing like that then I would probably want to change all of the sin in the world so that we would all have a better place to live, including God, because remember he is always with you, no matter what you do.

Answer 3

I would get rid of the real God. Make my self god for all time. I would cure all illnesses.(aids, cancer etc) Put a limit on how many kids people can have. Make all fundies homosexuals. Legalize marijuana. Get ride of hard drugs. Would only put hard criminals like child molesters and murders in hell forever. Most other sins would just get a few days in hell then its heaven time.

Answer 4

I'd give everybody an extra 60 iq points.

Infuse human beings with the knowledge that they need to stop breeding so much.

Make every single person who voted for Bush swap lives with a child in Africa for the whole day.

Free ice cream!

Answer 5

Christ climbed down
from His bare Tree
this year
and ran away to where
no intrepid Bible salesmen
covered the territory
in two-tone cadillacs
and where no Sears Roebuck crèches
complete with plastic babe in manger
arrived by parcel post
the babe by special delivery
and where no televised Wise Men
praised the Lord Calvert Whiskey

Christ climbed down
from His bare Tree
this year
and ran away to where
no fat handshaking stranger
in a red flannel suit
and a fake white beard
went around passing himself off
as some sort of North Pole saint
crossing the desert to Bethlehem
Pennsylvania
in a Volkswagen sled
drawn by rollicking Adirondack reindeer
with German names
and bearing sacks of Humble Gifts
from Saks Fifth Avenue
for everybody's imagined Christ child

Christ climbed down
from His bare Tree
this year
and ran away to where
no Bing Crosby carolers
groaned of a tight Christmas
and where no Radio City angels
iceskated wingless
thru a winter wonderland
into a jinglebell heaven
daily at 8:30
with Midnight Mass matinees

Christ climbed down
from His bare Tree
this year
and softly stole away into
some anonymous Mary's womb again
where in the darkest night
of everybody's anonymous soul
He awaits again
an unimaginable
and impossibly
Immaculate Reconception
the very craziest
of Second Comings

L. Ferlinghetti

Answer 6

I'm already god and I'm going to spend my time answering questions on Yahoo! Answers.

Answer 7

There is always the standard stuff, cure cancer, end all wars, stop hunger get rid of pollution, stop racisim, end all sickness, make everyone happy, stop all bad weather, stop people from murdering eachother, get rid of all child molesters... hell with it, I would just destroy the planet and start over.

Answer 8

First thing on my agenda: create a boulder so big not even I could lift it.
Second on the list: kill the real God and assume his power forever.

He's omniscient. It's not like he didn't know what I was going to do.

Answer 9

I would have a single priority: eliminate the worldwide nonsense of religion.

Just think! No more "war on terror"!

Answer 10

I would chill and have people feed me grapes
lol like in the cartoons.