Does anyone know funny (more than 1 liner) riddle jokes?

Question

I need some for homework. Here's an example of what im looking for:
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

Thanks Deansgirl88...uhmm i need atleast 2 more though..anyone else know any others?

Answer 1

Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

You were the one who just stuffed the elephant into the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true analytical abilities.

Q4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Answer 2

Heard that one a couple of days ago..but it was about a purple and white elephant.

Answer 3

watz blu & creamy? Smurf K U M circia middle skool haha, prolly naught goode 4 skool tho, les c wateles? old & taky Q:wat runs the length of a feild but never movez A: a fence s'all I's kan think ov @ present

Answer 4

i dont know if this would work, but my younger cousin told it to me recently.

what did the hat say to the scarf?

you hang around and i'll go on a-head

Answer 5

sorry none but i like the riddle jokes!!!!

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