Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the begining and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows about it. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 5 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed
Clueless
Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief women. You don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.
2007-03-05 14:21:32 · 11 answers · asked by dp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you get when you cross a lying lawyer with a crooked politiician?
Chelsea
2007-03-05 14:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by pater47 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-30 06:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by kelchner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarylarious.
2007-03-05 14:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by ra63 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUMP his lazy *** you dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out!
2007-03-05 14:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Casey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did Hilary Clinton write that?
2007-03-05 14:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't know what to say,so I can't answer your question.Besides that, my name is not Abby,.
2007-03-05 14:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt really a question so this isnt really an answer buut . . . thats funny.
2007-03-05 14:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "haha" but thats not an "answer" So..........That joke made me laugh
2007-03-05 14:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute!
2007-03-05 14:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one
2007-03-05 14:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by Carrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋