You are going at it with your sex partner. They make a funny noise and stop breathing. You dial 911. The team arrives. Your partner is all laid out on the bed. Your in the process of trying to put clothes on and cover your partner. The medical team is hitting the partner with the jump starter. Just then a cop walks in and asks you happened.
And your answer is
2007-03-05 14:03:21 · 10 answers · asked by Ivan S 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we were knockin' the boots
2007-03-05 14:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll tell the officer that your partner found out that It's not a good idea to hold your breath during sex!
2007-03-05 22:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were "busy" with your partner when they made a funny noise and stopeed breathing, you called 911, etc.
2007-03-05 22:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u r trying to put clothes on your partner how in the hell can they be giving her the paddles you would get shocked to ,,,and y would you care about the clothes ,im really sure the pms,s no what you we're doing and if you ,didntget shocked then you tell the cop the truth cause you have no reason to lie unless u we;re doing and eleagle sexact like choking her and she passedout, oh well, good luck, ?????????????????????
2007-03-05 23:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by gabby888 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U ate something dangerous and passed it on your sex partner
2007-03-05 22:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You guys were both sleeping and you accidently let one go and couldnt handle it :)
2007-03-05 22:09:54 · answer #6 · answered by Y 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hands up and say: "I didnt do it! I swear, Im innocent!!"
2007-03-05 22:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by Felicity 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep I was that good!!!!
lol
2007-03-05 22:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my shlong was too long
2007-03-05 22:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she had too many bananas.
2007-03-05 22:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by M45-S355 l_l532 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋