A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."
2007-03-05 13:55:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it....
2007-03-05 13:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 09:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by millie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i have one...a blonde police woman is chasing pulls over someone for speeding who also happens to be a blonde girl...she walks up to the window and goes, can i see your ID, ma'am?
The blonde girl goes oh a picture of me? The police woman said yes, and the blonde girl pulls out a mirror from her purse and gives it to the policewoman.
The policewoman looks at the mirror and goes "oh im sorry ma'am i didnt know you were a police woman too..and let her off the hook.
2007-03-05 14:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by xperfectionx 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny. I have one. This Blondie drives into a truck. The dude in the front is all mad so he gets out and cuts her tires and tells her to stand in the circle he drew. So while he turns his back she giggles.
"You laughing at me now. I'll just cut your seats" And so he does and she giggles again.
"You still laughing at me well I'll just blow your car." So he lights that gas in the gas tank. She;s still giggling.
"Whats so funny!" he yells
"When you weren't looking I got out of the circle!" and she falls on the ground screaming and howling with laughter!
The end
2007-03-05 14:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by im_sunlight 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL it made me laugh out loud. It's nice to know I'm not the only blond with a sense of humor.
2007-03-05 14:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha soooo funny cheers mrs xx ps im only blonde through a bottle i was always dumb and just needed an obvious excuse lol
2007-03-05 14:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I moved seat did'nt I. Whats the problem.
2007-03-05 14:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
thats a good 1
2007-03-05 14:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahaha!!! Imao,... nice to read a joke afta a hard day at work!! Thankew!!!
2007-03-05 16:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is genuinely funny and I don't give praise for jokes easily!
2007-03-05 14:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by Gerbil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-03-05 20:39:26 · answer #11 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋