An angel at the gates of heaven sees a man come up. He says, "before you can get into heaven tell me how you died."
The man says "It was absurd! I was doing pullups on the balcony of my apartment and my crazy neighbor from upstairs comes out onto his balcony lugging his REFRIGERATOR, screams, and throws it at me!" The angel says "whoa" and lets him into heaven.
Another guy comes up to the gates and the angel asks him how he died. He says "Well I came home early from work and some other guy's car is parked in my spot. I just knew my wife was cheating on me so I went up there. The window was open and I see the guy trying to climb down so I pick up our refrigerator and threw it at him but my hand got stuck in the door and I feel over and hit my head. The angel shakes his head and sends him to hell.
Right after that the angel sees a 3rd guy come up. He sighs and says "Ok, how did YOU die." The guy says well I was banging this guy's wife but he showed up so I hid in their refrigerator.
2007-03-05 13:39:51 · 10 answers · asked by name game.com 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lucky refrigerator
(((((i bet you dont know what i mean)))))
2007-03-05 13:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!
2007-03-05 13:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol that wuz a good 1
2007-03-05 13:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by kizz_my_azz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it but its still funny
2007-03-05 13:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-05 13:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one lol
2007-03-05 13:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So stinkin cute!!!!
2007-03-05 13:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by yidlmama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really really good. poor fellas.
2007-03-05 13:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL GOOD ONE!
2007-03-05 13:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he
2007-03-05 13:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by Dusie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋