computer problems help!?

Question

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Answer 1

Sounds like wife1.0 is infected with a virus. That or you just dont know how to work her! Probably to bold of a move for you, but thats ok, just formating the drive wont get rid of this one, just think of her as virus with benefits!

Answer 2

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.1 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:


"http://I Thought You Loved Me.http" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.1 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 1.0 and Flowers 1.0. All updates for these programs, however, are useless until the system has run the .exe's a few times and is familiar with how they work.

But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, TV Time 7.1 and/or Beer 6.2. Beer 6.2 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta, which just hogs the CPU.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.2 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.1 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.1 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

Answer 3

Multitask and stay married to wife 1.0, and date girlfriend 7.0. There are also a lot of trial applications out there that will perform for 15 days before you have to make a commitment. You can also upgrade girlfriend 7.0 to wife 2.0--that can get expensive, but it may be worth the upgrade. Try to keep both of them in the picture. You can fdisk one in the morning and format the other in the evening. Which one is better at turning a floppy disk into a hard disk? Keep that one!