funny criminals............?

Question

whats the funnest or wierdest crime you've ever saw?
Mine is on tv one time I saw this criminal that was trying to rob a store with cucumber. Like he told the clerk he had a gun and in reality it ended up being a cucumber.

Answer 1

Happened to Me: A man snatched a wallet from another man's hand at a gas pump and drove away with the license plate covered. As I was taking the report a short while later, a car drove up and the driver asked for directions back to a nearby city. The victim looked at the driver and (you guessed it) exclaimed, "That's him!". The suspect was drunk, had driven away in the wrong direction, got lost and didn't realize he was pulling back into the same place where he had just committed a crime.

Answer 2

My favorite is the genius who tried to get into a bank ATM after hours. He tried using a baseball bat to bash the thing open. When that didn't work he decided to shoot his way into the ATM. When he fired, the bullet ricocheted and hit him in the head killing him. It was all caught on surveillance tape.

Another one was a guy who went to rob a 7-11. He went past the marked Sheriff's car that was parked out front, pushed aside the two uniformed deputies at the counter and put a gun in the clerk's face. The two deputies arrested this retard on the spot. This particular genius actually said that he didn't see the cops there or he wouldn't have robbed the place. Moron!!

Cops love these kind of people. Job security !

Answer 3

A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

Answer 4

A guy opens an L.A. phone directory, puts his finger randomly onto the page, and selects a name and address. He prints up a counterfeit check and goes into a local bank. He presents the bogus check to the teller for cashing. The teller looks at the check and hits the bank alarm. The name this guy selected, out of the giant L.A. phonebook, was the husband of the bank teller! True story.

Answer 5

well I saw this video of this guy.
he walks into a small town shop, shows the lady his weapon (knife or gun I think) and demands money. she waits till he turns a little to the side and pulls out a gun of her own and starts shooting at him,she actually FIRED, and could have killed him had she been a better shot LOL. she fired like 4 times as she chased him out, never hit even once, even at point blank lol.
she later put up a sign on the shop that shows a gun pointed right at you and says: "forget the dog, beware of owner!"

Answer 6

the crime i saw in a newspaper of a man who tried to rob a store by cutting a hole in the roof and after he took the money he couldn't get back out because the doors were locked so he layed on the floor and waited till morning

Answer 7

More years ago then I care to admit to; I was off duty in a store when this punk snatched a purse. He ran to the door of the store with me in pursuit. He was a step ahead of me and I couldn't close the gap. So, I yelled "Police, Stop!!" He glanced over his shoulder but, of course, did not stop. He looked back to his front just in time to see the metal divider of the store's double doors coming at him. Too late to stop. He hit them at top speed. The collision fractured his skull, broke his nose, knocked out four front teeth, and cracked his jaw. Out cold for several minutes. I recovered the purse and the old lady claimed it. It contents? One adult diaper. The collision with the door divider bent the frame of the door and the store sued this punk for damages.

Answer 8

There was a guy in Florida ( I think) that jacked a car, got lost, and called 911 for them to come get him cause he was lost. He told them "I stole this car & im lost please come get me). There was another guy who robbed a convince store at gun point, he decidded he wanted a bottle of liqure up on the shelf and told the women to give it to him she said "no, I dont believe your old enough" so he gave her his ID, of course she remeberd his name. LMAO these ppl sure arent the brightest crayons in the box.

Answer 9

A video of a guy that pulls-up right in front of the front door and
(on camera), gets out of his car (no mask), opens the back door of his car; pulls out a beer box and places it over his head as he draws his gun out; the owner locks the door; the would-be robber walks out of camera range; comes back carrying a cinder block; raises it over his head and gives it a good heave; cinder block bounces off the "Bullet Proof" glass and knocks the robber out cold. Dummy/Funny Ha Ha !!

Answer 10

The one who held up a bank using a note written on his own deposit slip.