Incontinent Vegetarian
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?
Hat tricks.
A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself.
He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there.
After the first few he felt a lot better.
A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ***!"
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
2007-03-05 13:22:46 · 2 answers · asked by Al 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles