Jesus is on the cross waiting to be crucified. He shouts out "Paul, Paul my dearest friend i have something to tell you". Paul tries to fight his way through the crowd of Roman soldiers and gets his arms chopped off but can't get to Jesus. "Paul, Paul i really must speak to you before i die" Jesus continues. Paul tries one more time and this time loses his legs but manages to get to the foot of the cross. "Oh Master i am here what is it you want from me" Paul asks. Jesus looks down upon his dieing servant and says "You can see our house from up here".
2007-03-05 13:22:06 · 15 answers · asked by Jesus son of Frankie. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know the lifespan of this joke is short, that's why it has it's title.
2007-03-05 13:34:03 · update #1
Some people should get a life.
2007-03-05 13:36:56 · update #2
Not seen my mothey for over four years so perhaps Patrick is my mother?
2007-03-05 13:45:37 · update #3
STUPID JOKE IT NEEDS TO DISAPPEAR
2007-03-05 13:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Old but good. Like the one where Jesus walks into a Bed & Breakfast, slams three nails down on the counter and say's can you put me up for the night.
Now, I'll be in trouble!
2007-03-06 06:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-03-06 04:40:53 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rather old hat. This joke did the rounds 20 years ago and then resurfaced 10 years ago, and now it's going round again.
2007-03-05 23:21:15 · answer #4 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good matey, I'm a roman catholic and that was funny.
Just watch out for all the PC heads on this web site.They will start to do your head in....
2007-03-05 21:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by THE VIOLATER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
louise w said you would be repoted ,,,hahaha its reported,da, and im also a catholic , an yes i did think it was a good jokenot all jokes are in good taste and many are very bad and have lots of cursing , so the next time you hear a joke that has cursing in it don't forget to repote,,,ops//////////////,,,,report, it,,,,oh yes but you couldnt help but read it tho,,,,ha ha ha,
2007-03-05 23:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by gabby888 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.... Yea, dats funny. I feel sorry 4 Paul tho....... *sigh*
2007-03-05 21:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Maya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !!!! 9/10 and what you say is true there are a lot of idiots that are to "flag happy"
2007-03-06 00:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny but kinda in poor taste to anyone who values their religon! Expect to be repoted!
2007-03-05 21:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Happening_babe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not Paul, it is Peter. You are not a bible reader
2007-03-06 01:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-05 21:26:14 · answer #11 · answered by tra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋