a little girl is in a ccd class and the teachr is asking her 3 questions, meanwhile a little boy behond her is poking her with a pencil.
The teacher askes-who created the earth?
The boy pokes the girl.
The girl answers- god almighty, do you mind? (tlking 2 the boy).
The teacher- who died on the cross 4 us?
The boy pokes her.
The girl- jesus crist STOP IT! (to the boy).
The teacher- what did eve say to adam when they were making the childern of god?
The boy pokes her.
The girl- i swear if you poke me with that thiong one more time, ill
snap it in half!!
ALSO
A girl and a teacher were talking about whales. the girl insists that it is possible to be swallowed by a whale, but the tacher thinks not. the girl tells the teacher that jonah got swallowed by a whale so when she goes to heaven she will ask him. the teacher says"what if jonah went to hell?"the girl says " then you will ask him for me"
i thought they were both funny!!!! what about u?
2007-03-05 12:49:01 · 10 answers · asked by luckygirl13 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha...... O ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's really funny! I that's really funny right there. That's a real good one! I've got one for you. It's a here's your sign joke.
Me and my dad went and took my truck (James Dean) for his oil change at a Havaline station. Me and my dad were waiting in the office and through the window we saw a teeager (older than me about 17) he opened the radiotar cap and antifreeze came out and so did steam. I asked my dad, "now why the heck he do that?". He said, " I don't know but I'm going to ask him". When he came back with the dipstick for the oil and checking it with us my dad asked him why. He said, "Well, I was checking the antifreeze and, it's hot". I'm thinking, Na, It's cold......... WELL A COARSE IT'S HOT, IT'S BEEN RUNING!!!!! Here's your sign.
2007-03-05 13:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Robby M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's kids 4 ya. there wuz this one joke.
teacher-2-kid: Do you see the sky?
kid: yes
teacher: what color is the sky?
kid: blue
teacher: do you see God?
kid: no
teacher: then how do no He's real?
kid 2: teacher, can him (the other kid) a ask you a question? You see the teacher's eye's right?
kid 1: yes
kid 2: you see her glasses right?
kid 1: yes
Kid 2: do you see her brain?
2007-03-05 13:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by Liz_Marie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They were pretty hilarious, but i seem to have read it off some emails some time back ago.
2007-03-05 12:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by ele 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard the first one in a different version the second i laughed
2007-03-05 12:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both very funny
2007-03-05 12:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by AngerPancake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny in a wrong way but still funny
2007-03-05 12:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by dorlimin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-03-05 20:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still cute.
2007-03-05 13:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. cute
2007-03-05 12:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by >>Ascher<< 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-05 13:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋