Husband Problems.....?

Question

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would >like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists' eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her >husband in bed with
the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Answer 1

That's awesome ...LOL...funniest one I've seen today....

Answer 2

I like it! Here's one I heard from one of my friends.

There's a girl, and she wants her boyfriend to come over for dinner, and meet her parents. The boy gets really excited, and decides to try and get his GF to have sex with him after dinner. He doesn't tell her, but goes to the pharmacist to get condoms. The pharmacist explains everything about condoms for about 30 minutes, then asks the boy if he wants small, large, or a family pack. The boy says family pack, because it's his first time, and he thinks he'll be really active. So he goes over to his GF's house, and before eating, he volunteers to pray. After 10 minutes his head is still down, murmuring a prayer. 20 mins go by, and his head is still down. The girl leans over and whispers "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy replies, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"

Pretty Funny!!!!

Answer 3

funny i like that one


lulu : i like your joke alot better that joke is so hilarious lmao

Answer 4

very good. I liked this one.

Answer 5

LOLz