If God were a lawnmower...?

Question

would he use His awesome power to shred the trees to? Or would he break before the warranty? Would the lawnmower company even give him a warranty?

Answer 1

If he was a lawn mower, he would run on an imaginary fuel, and would claim to cut the lawns for six days and nights, rest on the seventh, and all this work would be done without us ever seeing him do it, but if we did the work ourselves, then he would promise to do our garden when we died. So he would not have to do the gardens of his own believers whilst they were alive, they would do them themselves, and pay to do the work, to gods maintenance shed. the unkempt gardens would instantly be the work of the devil, and missionary gardeners would attempt to try and cut them into shape..

Answer 2

There is no guaranties on lawnmowers in heaven!(Not that I'm aware of).
But maybe free vacation to heaven when you purchase that lawnmower- Details inside your local church.
Ask about God's green grass acres vacation package :)

Answer 3

If You were funny I'd bother with giving a funny answer

Answer 4

i God were a lawnmower, your a** would be grass

Answer 5

i didn't think this was possible but you might be even more retarded than i am.


answer some of my questions so i can find out if you are or not.

Answer 6

he would only have a 2 inch blade

Answer 7

I just think He'd cut grass .. do what's needed to get by ...

Answer 8

dude i wouldnt be talking about that cuz hes watching u....

Answer 9

Do you hvae problems?

Answer 10

Are we a little bored??