My drunken Irish uncle was stopped by the police for going the wrong way down a one-way street. The cop says "Didn't you see the arrows"? My uncle says "Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians"! And then the cop says "Where were you going to anyhow"? And my uncle said "I don't remember, but I must be late, because everybody else is coming back"!
2007-03-05 12:03:50 · 10 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny very funny heres another irish one
One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy.
He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
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An Irish man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2007-03-05 12:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by baby girl#1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. true story: my next door neighbor, from Sweden, was pulled over for speeding. Maybe not quite accepting his accent as his natural speech, the officer asked him if he'd been drinking. My neighbor replied no, but the cop asked him to say the alphabet. being a nervous person on a good day, my neighbor lapsed into Swedish less than halfway through his recitation. He was promptly arrested and hauled off to jail.
He did pass the breathalyzer at the jail and they let him go with just the speeding ticket. But they still towed his car and that cost $150 to get back!
2007-03-05 20:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by flipdout2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-03-05 20:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not Irish homor, nor any nationalities humor, very lame
2007-03-05 20:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny and worth a star!!
2007-03-05 20:31:22 · answer #5 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Shams rock!!
2007-03-05 20:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im irish and im not finding this funny
2007-03-05 20:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol cute
2007-03-05 20:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by jacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get. not funny, not in the least bit.
2007-03-05 20:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rosenrot_663 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-05 21:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋