I don't know if I should do this or not? It will be good in the short term but then what?

Question

I am planning on setting up a situation whereby my best mate "asks" this really frumpy bit*ch out "via text message." It will actually be me with his phone. Then I will tell him that I have met this really hot girl, (which is true, I met this chick and we are seeing each other, she is in on it), and she has a really hot friend who I want him to meet, (he hasn't had a root for a fair while so he will be jumping at the chance). So anyway, we will go to the restaurant half an hour early, go to the reserved table, sit there for 15 pretending frumpy is late and then my girl will pretend to get a message and "we have to leave, sorry, but you should stay and meet this chick, she's really nice." And then, we will have left, frumpy will walk in and then he will have to either sit through dinner with her (which will be long trust me she is pretty fat) or else let her down real hard which will be fuc*king funny as. Who thinks this will be so funny? Give me more ideas

Answer 1

are you asking or tell story ?